"You know what I’m going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A giant wooden cross, so that the next time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices you can climb on up and nail yourself to it." — Lloyd, “The Ref” (via homesickforthestars)
"Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house: you can give me a blowjob or make me a sandwich. I’m not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you’re shit out of luck." — Tommy Gavin, Rescue Me (via yoitsjonathan)
