


Do you think that this is right? Is it really wrong?
I know this is what we’ve been wanting.
And all this burning in my soul, it fills up to my throat.
It fills up to my heart, it’s breaking.
If we had a night together , if we had a moment to ourselves.
If we had this night together than we’d been unstoppable.
Woody and Buzz watch the season Final.
Inside Elena’s head
I don’t know what you’ve done to me but I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.

Why are you at home?
Because if I leave my buzz-kill of a baby bro is liable to drink the entire ice-box downstairs.
Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now?
Well…
This time last year, were you single?
This… Does waiting around for an imaginary woman count as being in a relationship? Or was I technically “single”? I’ll let you guys decide that one for me.
What is your significant other listed under in your phone?
Alaric used to be named “Badass”— Oh, you mean— ACTUAL significant— I gotcha. It depends on the day and my mood, MINE mostly— sometimes SEX APPEAL, SEX ADDICT— DAMON RAPIST— Things along those lines. Elena plays coy, but all of those names truly DO apply. Especially Mine. It doesn’t make me a possessive asshole if it’s true.
How are you feeling right now?
Hungry.
What are you listening to?
My brother snoring through the wall, I went in there before and threw things at him, shook the bed— screamed earth-quake. NOTHING. That boy’ll sleep through a tornado.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
People are always thinking about me. One of the things I love most about myself? Is that everyone loves me.
Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
Yes, big fan of mother nature. Nothing like a sex-dripping natural disaster.
Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Yes.
What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Depends on the night. Everything. The past— the future, Stefan, how our bond is unbreakable— Elena… Elena… Well, I’m sure you could put some interesting hypothesis together on what I’m thinking about wrapped up in that pretty package. It’s not always how good she feels/would feel beside me either. I hate to admit it, but even Katherine weasels her way into my head some nights.. Granted, it’s usually the various ways I could hurt her. But, still, she’s there.
When will your next kiss be?
Whenever Elena mouth-attacks me again? Hopefully.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
I have the best of everything, why wouldn’t I be satisfied?
Do people ever think you’re older / younger than you actually are?
People tend to think I’m younger— you know, being 156 and all.
Have you ever liked someone way older than you?
Yes. Katherine was what? 5-600? And.. Then there was Sage— I may not have LIKE-LIKED her but… I liked her. Scary Mary? She was right up there was Sage…
How many texts are in your inbox?
Assuming you have various kinds of electronics (phone, camera, iPod, etc.), are you currently charging any of them?
My phone, which makes it impossible to answer the last question, so… ohhh well for you.
Assuming you have hair, how are you wearing it today?
Slept-on. How I usually wear it.
Assuming you’re listening to music, what are you listening to?
You’re making a lot of assumptions about me, I don’t like it… Matchbox Twenty.
Assuming you’re consuming something, what are you eating/drinking?
AB NEGATIVE spiced up with whiskey.
Assuming you’ve looked outside today, what’s the weather like?
It’s looking like if I wasn’t gifted with a daylight ring, I’d be burning up soon.
Assuming you’ll be wearing clothes today, what will your outfit be?
My birthday suit.
Assuming you have friends, when’s the last time you talked to one of your bests?
Probably when he died in my arms, thanks for that memory, Survey, people. Thanks.
Assuming you’re not a saint, have you ever shoplifted?
No need. Most stores find themselves surprisingly willing when I tell them I’m taking their prized merchandise without paying. Most of the cashiers even put their own money in the register.
Assuming you have some obsession with a TV show, name the top three shows you’re most addicted to.
Dexter, Spartacus, Shameless and Sons of Anarchy.